pong2822:

trailofdesire:

emilysidhe:

fvckthisreality:

destructivemusic:

comics-are-sexy:

Why would u torture me like this

good fucking bye

That actually hurt me

…that’s a “Little Match Girl” Spider-man au.

Why does it exist???

I WAS GONNA SAY, like “The Little Match Girl” needed to be GRIMMER. CHRIST.

Going to cry now bye

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supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

(via vampirecatprince)

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

I always heard it referred to as the “why is my kid on the bench” cut

(via vampirecatprince)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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(via artificialrealist)

archerfrank:

"attackonsuperwholockdanganfreeoffstuck"

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(Source: skekct, via vampirecatprince)

unclefather:

how she do that

unclefather:

how she do that

(Source: neachi, via katwhatthefuck)

maximumbuttitude:

LEGAL AGES TO KNOW

  • driving: age 16
  • smoking, sex: 18
  • drinking: 21
  • LSD: 24
  • run for senate: 30
  • super-LSD: 35
  • over the hill: 40
  • hyper-LSD: 70
  • dire mage: 95
  • lichdom: 140
  • act against god: 400
  • space cloud consciousness: 10000

(via redandblackscales)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

(Source: whisperintoass, via lone-wolf2015)